Well you really want to read some of my funny little phone messages? ha ha We'll in my house were all musical,

(now remember I didn’t say were musically inclined tee hee)

So at any given time my youngens and I are breaking into a family musical. Well talk in a song just for fun..ha ha my middle daughter has been working on her French, English accents and Opera too...Oh our house is soo much fun. Here you will see the humor of what we put on our answer machines. Before you read below you must Sing them to the song I have listed. tee hee, So your family thinks your crazy too...

Have fun!

Please choose one of my corny messages to annoy your friends & family who call your house while your away

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Sing to the song of:
*Just Hear Those Sleigh Bells Ringin*
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Just hear our phone a ringing a ring a ling a ling liiiinnnnng, please leave your name and number well be sure to give you a ring...outside the snow is falling and you are calling fooooorrrrr meeeee....but we cant take your call cause were really really really busy.......

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Sing to the song of:
*HAPPY HOLIDAYS*
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Happy holidays, FROM THE CARNAL'S, happy holidays from the Carnal's, we hope you leave a message at the sound of that awful tone, well be sure we get right back to you as soon as we get home...happy holidays, happy holidays...

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Sing to the song of:
*FROSTY THE SNOWMAN*
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Thanks for calling the Carnal's but were really not at home. please leave your name and number at the annoying tone and well call you when we get home..
it must have been that eggnog, that made me sing this song...for when I left the house I knew, I would be missing all my calls........sooooooooo goo aahead and laugh now, for tis is a funny song, but remember this, merry CHRRRIIIISSSTTT MMAAAS....and well talk to you before long...

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Sing to the song of:
*Little Drummer Boy*PU RUM PU PUM PUM (I think tee hee)
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you've called the Carnal's pu rum pu pum pum
were nooooot home right now pu rum pu pum pum
were sorry we missed your call pu rum pu pum pum
but we will call you back pu rum pu pum pum, rum pu pum rum pu pum pum
hope your holidays are wonderful.....wonderful.......wonderful....

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Sing to We wish you a Merry Christmas.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you
would leave a message and we'll call you right back!

(people just love that one, and always say it makes them smile!)

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Sing to Let it snow
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Oh the weather outside is frightful, but your call is so delightful, leave
a message before you go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!


*NOTE: REMEMBER TO REPLACE "CARNAL'S" WITH YOUR FAMILY NAME. YOU DONT WANT FOLKS LEAVING PRIM BLESSINGS ORDERS ON YOUR MACHINE. TEE HEE